MRDArous Aphorisms: A Compilation

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  • Sometimes, concision can make a better incision.
  • If “real men don’t buy girls”, does that make the sex trade a collective hallucination?
  • “Innocence” is merely an adult’s romanticised view of childhood ignorance.
  • Intelligence is no guarantee of decreased fallibility; in fact, it might simply mean the ability to fuck things up in a more interesting way.
  • When people try to divide existence between the “natural” and the “unnatural”, that’s when you know the conversation has gone full-retard.
  • Hold love close to your chest and never let it go – asphyxiation will do the rest.
  • Always remember: You’re one trade-off out of seven billion (until the next population surge/grand catastrophe).
  • Who is this “we”, mass-man?
  • “Love sickness”: a tautology, surely?
  • Given all else she’d unleashed upon the world, wasn’t it rather passive-aggressive of Pandora to let out nothing but Hope to counteract it?
  • Feminists: überbitches cosplaying as underdogs.
  • For some topics, the most “enlightened” thing to say may be nothing at all.
  • You say “manarchist” like it’s a “bad” thing.
  • Being an authority figure means never having to say you’re sorry.
  • Nihilsm: the mind’s laxative.
  • The truth shall set you free…from either your delusions, or sanity.
  • Consciously or otherwise, woman is a Social Darwinist made flesh.
  • In an emotion-driven world, the power to capture and crush hearts is the most potent of all.
  • The tendency to agonize over loved ones is often one’s inner White Knight preying on one’s mind for his own survival.
  • “The greatest good for the greatest number”: rationale for a gang rape.
  • Sometimes, knowing it’s all a joke is the very thing that keeps it from being funny.
  • A self-hater’s manifesto: “I’ll tolerate anything except intolerance.”
  • All too often, “Grow up!” is a belligerently cowardly way of saying “Submit!”, “Surrender!”, “Give up!”.
  • Human beings: still the world’s #1 STD.
  • When folk say “honesty is the best policy”, the question that enters my mind is: “Cui bono?”
  • Basic paradox: Folk only like the “selfless” for their own selfish reasons.
  • Never let basic reading comprehension get in the way of your moral indignation.
  • Codification: Definition at the expense of clarity.
  • “Should” ruins everything.
  • Being “the same decaying, organic matter as everyone else” does not preclude being “a beautiful, unique snowflake”.

~MRDA~

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  1. Thought I’d pick comment on a couple of these, to take my mind off the pain of arguing with Free Will retards at Samizdata.

    /If “real men don’t buy girls”, does that make the sex trade a collective hallucination?/
    This is the typical tactic of cowards, i.e. to make a virtue out of their failure. They are too henpecked and taboo-bound to fuck a woman for direct-cash exchange, so they try to present it as a sign of virility (when it really indicates the opposite, if anything).

    /”Innocence” is merely an adult’s romanticised view of childhood ignorance./
    Yep. This is about the only thing Alex Knepper was any good on.

    /Intelligence is no guarantee of decreased fallibility; in fact, it might simply mean the ability to fuck things up in a more interesting way./
    I think intelligence can contribute to decreased fallibility but it is circumstantial, i.e. “what are you using intelligence for”. If you are doing a math problem or trying to figure out where you got lost on a trail intelligence increases your chances of success quite a bit. If you are stumping for your favorite football team, however, truth ceases to be the goal and intelligence leads to increasingly convincing rationalizations.

    /When people try to divide existence between the “natural” and the “unnatural”, that’s when you know the conversation has gone full-retard./
    Yes, the National Anarchist types are about the worst at this. Also ‘family first’ people.

    /Who is this “we”, mass man?/
    A projection of the speaker’s inadequacies and feelings of entitlement, usually.

    /”Love sickness”: a tautology, surely?/
    ‘Love’ is just a haywire meme. Women running around looking for ‘true love’ would have better luck seeking Nirvana or God.

    /Given all else she’d unleashed upon the world, wasn’t it rather passive-aggressive of Pandora to let out nothing but Hope to counteract it?/
    Hope is a vice, at that. It is the fuel for utopian anti-reality campaigns.

    /Feminists: überbitches cosplaying as underdogs./
    I suspect that many women become feminists because men don’t like them.

    /For some topics, the most “enlightened” thing to say may be nothing at all./
    Knowing when to shut the fuck up is a rare skill.

    /Consciously or otherwise, woman is a Social Darwinist made flesh./
    Well, they were, but now they’re so fucked up they’re like dysgenic Bizarro versions of social Darwinism. Social Lysinkoism?

    /All too often, “Grow up!” is a belligerently cowardly way of saying “Submit!”, “Surrender!”, “Give up!”./
    Yes, and it is always offered in the spirit of anti-intellectual idiocy. The similar, and condescending, line is ‘you’ll grow out of it’. Of course, many people do ‘grow out’ of trying to have an independent identity and life.

    /When folk say “honesty is the best policy”, the question that enters my mind is: “Cui bono?”/
    This is one of those Christian-Humanist memes that seeks to universally apply situational reasoning. Sort of like the pacifists, “since fighting is sometimes disadvantageous to both parties, no one should EVER fight.”

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  2. Emelyne

     /  February 11, 2013

    “Folk only like the “selfless” for their own selfish reasons.

    My life in a nutshell. The truth is, though, even the selfless are selfish. They portray themselves as such for recognition, praise, or to win the affections of another, all very selfish pursuits.

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