This is a good ‘un!

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

I miss somebody right now.  (“Oh ______!!!!!”) I don’t watch much TV these days. I own lots of books.  (I’m building an army)
I wear glasses or contact lenses. I love to play video games.  (….on occasion; my enthusiasm far outweighs my ability though!) × I’ve tried marijuana.
I’ve watched porn movies.  (Yeah, I guess…..) × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.  (SOMETIMES!?! More than that, fucker!) I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (I’d say so!!!) × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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× I have broken someone’s bones. × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. I hate the rain.  (When it’s pouring on my head, sure!)
I’m paranoid at times.  (A lot of the time) × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I need/want money right now.
I love sushi. I talk really, really fast.  (I can do, especially when nerved-out) I have fresh breath in the morning.  (…after brushing them teeth!)
× I have long hair. × I have lost money in Las Vegas. I have at least one sibling.  (…semi-siblings all!)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.  (Fuck off!) × I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.  (I like certain things I didn’t before) × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. × I am usually pessimistic(I don’t give a shir eitherhow)
× I have a lot of mood swings. I think prostitution should be legalized. × I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent. × I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. × I have a lot of friends.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.  (…..strange French family member customs) × I enjoy talking on the phone. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop and/or window shop. I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. × I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother(Sometimes a little…..)
× I have a mobile phone. × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. × I’ve rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.  (I FANCY someone – let’s leave love out of the equation for now…..) × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.  (Partly true) × I want to have children in the future.  (Kids, more often than not, prove to be walking advertisements for vasectomies!)
I have changed a diaper before.  (Yeah . Ew!) × I’ve called the cops on a friend before. × I’m not allergic to anything.  (Fucking pollen!)
I have a lot to learn. I am shy around the opposite sex.  (I improve in this area though…..) × I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.  (Nope – close at times, but I have limits!)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. I have tried alcohol or drugs before. × I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
I own the “South Park” movie. × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends(I really don’t know at this stage….) I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist. × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. × I have dated a close friend’s ex. × I am happy at this moment.
× I’m obsessed with guys. × Democrat(HAHA!) × Republican(HAHA!)
× I don’t even know what I am. × I am punk rockish. × I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.  (Maybe!) × I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s)(HAHA!) × I am comfortable with who I am right now.  (The evolution will not be televised….but it might be blogged!) × I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. × I have jumped off a bridge. × I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. × I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs. × I went to college out of state. × I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. × I have thrown up from crying too much. I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
I fall for the worst people.  (It never quite falls into place – darn it!) × I adore bright colours. × I usually like covers better than originals.   (Depends)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. I can pick up things with my toes.  (Sure) I can’t whistle.  (….well.)
I have ridden/owned a horse. × I still have every journal I’ve ever written in. × I talk in my sleep.
× I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century. × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. × I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with. × I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I’m not ashamed at all. × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. I’m an artist. I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.  (THE BEAR!!) × If it weren’t for having to see other people naked, I’d live in a nudist colony. × I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes. I did this meme even though I wasn’t tagged by the person who took it before me. I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. × I am extremely flexible. × I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business(Perhaps) × I smoke. I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
Nobody has ever said I’m normal. × Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men’s suits. I don’t like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (…but at the same time, I won’t let it deter me) × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can’t stand being alone. I have at least one obsession at any given time. × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.  (WTF!?)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. I’m a judgmental asshole. × I’m a HUGE drama-queen(Not so much now, but I have the capacity.)
I have travelled on more than one continent. I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. × I need people to tell me I’m good at something in order to feel that I am.
I am a Libertarian.  (….with a small ‘l’) × I can speak more than one language. × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
I would rather read than watch TV.  (Sure!) × I like reading fact more than fiction.  (Depends) I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings. I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.  (Alas….) × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.  (HAHAHAHA!!!)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.  (??????) × There have been times when I have wondered “Why was I born?” and may/may not have cried over it. × I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles(I wish!) × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.  (I just think of public gyms and….blah!) × I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest(Sometimes,, though less so these days….) × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex(No – tho ugh I wonder what “the other side “feels like…..) × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. × I sometimes won’t sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. × I dislike milk. × I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me. × Sometimes I’d rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. I’ve pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.  (Viva the Great Becoming!)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother(If I lived alone I’d feel peachy!) × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. I’ve liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.  (That’s the MRDA life-story right there!)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.  (Depends on the person….) × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not ‘get’ most comedy acts. × I don’t think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. × I don’t like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can’t wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. × I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother’s basement when I grow up. × I have a custom-built computer. × I want to create a certain someone’s babies, even though there’s a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.  (??????) × I’ve gone skinny-dipping. × I’ve performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos. × I’m Irish and loving it. × I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! Most of the times, I’d rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically ‘fun’.  (Yup (though some times I worry about this….)) × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. I wish I could be prouder of what I’ve accomplished, but it’s never enough.
I need more time to myself. I wish I was more open-minded. × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
I download songs from the internet.  (Roadrunner and Century Media, mi amigos – also various industrial mp3s.) × I’ve just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. × I say random things to freak people out.  (I say random things – but not with that end in mind.)
× I’m still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. × I love playing Truth or Dare. × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
Music helps me remember that I am not alone. × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. I think this survey is particularly long.  (…but not a drag! It’s ok!)
I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.  (Some of them – thoughI love ALL those motherfuckers!) × I can only hate someone that I love.  (Lame) × I’ve ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

About MRDA

The beast shouting "I" at the heart of the world. Alien misanthropologist in a homo sapiens skinsuit. Pass the wine and get out of my sunshine!
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One Response to This is a good ‘un!

  1. goodbye_doll says:

    =-O
    I never knew you could pick up things with your toes!

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