I always restrain my considerable urge to physically assault charity clipboarders whenever they approach me.

Eating up my time, trying to get my bank details, using emo-blackmail techniques to get your fucking commission…. Methinks I should chop you chugger cunts up and feed you to the starving in the Third World – maybe then you’d actually serve as beneficial to those poor bastards. Cocksuckers!

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The beast shouting "I" at the heart of the world. Alien misanthropologist in a homo sapiens skinsuit. Pass the wine and get out of my sunshine!
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5 Responses to I always restrain my considerable urge to physically assault charity clipboarders whenever they approach me.

  1. staxxy says:

    good lord. That’s dreadful.

  2. newedition says:

    Hahaha! I just found your wording very amusing, but I share your sentiments.

  3. cearrdorn says:

    The Greenpeace folks that assault us here in Chicago really hate me when I say “Sorry I don’t support terrorists, even the environmentally friendly kind.”
    Or I point out that their founder now embraces Nuclear power as a viable energy alternative, they REALLY hate that one.

  4. Schoma says:

    I was accosted by a long-haired, clipboard-wielding UNHCR stooge outside of work (one of the world’s largest petroleum companies, incidentally) the other day.

    Him: “UNHCR has been providing support and aid to refugees in Palestinian refugee camps. Some of those camps have been there for over forty years!”

    Me: “Seems like your charity hasn’t done a hell of a lot of good, then.”

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